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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

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Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.

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