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pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout, via crackersbelike)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

(via pizza)

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

ladynataliestark:

pinklikeme:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

shush your bosoms

Hakuna your tatas agshsgsjdssh

(Source: martianwitchery, via notedposts)

real-gifs:

au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

(via pizza)

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

(via harmonic-adversity)

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable